Lu
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Yo, teach! |
| Location | The Midwest, United States |
| Introduction | One-hit Wonder. |
| Interests | beer with clamato juice, biking, books, byzantine art, dancing, drag shows, eating, family, friends, glass bottles,gender theory, irises, poetry, rice, rivers, raking, sports, sixlets, Ukraine, walking |
| Favorite movies | Beaches (could I cry anymore?), Dirty Dancing, Grease, Shag, Anchorman, Tommy Boy, Life as a House, To Die For, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Waiting for Guffman |
| Favorite music | trucker songs, songs that tell me to "drop it like it's hot", twangy songs, Poison |
| Favorite books | Melissa Banks' The Wonder Spot, anything by John Irving, Barbara Kingsolver, Chuck Klosterman, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, Anita Diamant, Li-Young Lee, Timothy Liu, Elizabeth Bishop, Ted Kooser, Jeanette Winterson, Lois-Ann Yamanaka, Jon Krakauer, Nick Hornby, Edward Albee, Erma Bombeck |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Just call me Baby Lu and wait for the men in hardhats to come with harnesses (for me and the goat) and tin cans (for the goat). Screw the slinky. Wait. I love slinkys. This is hard!