Enid Trenchcoat
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | IRS Agent |
| Location | Honolulu, Hawaii, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a girl from paradise. I think that most people are total wastes of oxygen, but feel free to prove me wrong. |
| Interests | I like nicotine gum, cats with smooshed-in faces, and replaceable joints. |
| Favorite movies | Casablanca & Mean Girls. |
| Favorite music | Dvorak & 2 Live Jews. |
| Favorite books | Zen & The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance as well as all of the Harry Potter books. |
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
I have drowned many a time and I do not fear it.