Candy Rant
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Location | Midwest/Southwest, United States |
| Favorite music | Nothing that can't be appropriately paired with a mirror ball. |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
Usually I call in a trained hostage team, and they use a bullhorn and a seasoned negotiator.

