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About me

Gender MALE
Location Ohio, United States
Introduction I'm a simple guy. I like y'all, but don't tell me you're a "people person", OK? Also, if you tell me you are "straight-acting", I'll still be polite (Grandma Betsy lives on in me), but we'll be through. I read. I can love you if you don't read much, but if you read really bad shit, then I may not be able to love you. I'm liberal. Way. Who doesn't enjoy a nice trip (or a nice piece of fish)? I've traveled some, and I'll arrange my life so that I always can. Old people, babies (in their case, I think it's because my head/body ratio is similar), and your mother dig me (probably more than you do), and I'm OK with that. Know that if I am into you, I'll be amenable to just about anything. He'll be a lucky man who I aim to please. I'm aiming just thinking about you.
Interests reading, running, television, skiing, salon quality hair products and sundry salon services, tennis, my beloved sisters and their precious spawn, Sunday morning with coffee and the NY Times, traveling, shoes, queer bait plain and tall (or small), hobbits, chunk
Favorite Movies Raising Arizona, The Princess Bride, Elizabeth, Moonstruck, Heathers, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Usual Suspects, Memento, Reservoir Dogs, Tarnation, White Christmas, Volver, Shortbus
Favorite Music Luther Vandross, Indigo Girls, Mika OWNS me right now), Lily Allen, Joni Mitchell, Sade, Robbie Williams, Scissor Sisters, John Mayer (oh, you don't even know!)
Favorite Books Atonement, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Good Omens, Neverwhere, Cryptonomicon, Michelangelo and the Pope's Ceiling, Peace Like A River, Never Let Me Go, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Catcher in the Rye, A Map of the World, The Hours, Schindler's List, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Power of Myth, Dancer From the Dance, World War Z

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

My mornings are so much sweeter thanks to a jaunty cock. I've said that before, but never to you, Auntie. Thanks!