|Location||Elgin, Illinois, United States|
|Introduction||Am mostly not well liked or well liked until I am not. Maybe leaving it at Poet should suffice.|
|Interests||Classical and Jazz Guitar, IBM Selectric III typewriters, Sex, Death, Mental Illness, Alienation, Trumpet, Piano, Woodworking, getting blood on the floor, et cetera|
|Favorite Movies||Several, really into Henry Fool, Wes Anderson films, and various other documentaries about our kind.|
|Favorite Music||Jazz, Classical and all other. Okkervil River doesn't get enough press but I only listen to Classical or Jazz while I write. Also Andrew Bird Kicks.|
|Favorite Books||Too Vague. This is like asking me how I prefer recreation positions... with so many to enjoy, why not imbibe in many.|
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When I am eaten or revered because not only am I pretty but delicious as well.