|Occupation||(Crse) Consultant and mother to 5 year old power mad emperor of the panflutemaster house and toddling not quite two year old menace to himself and others|
|Location||overpriced suburb of dying town, general midwest america, United States|
|Introduction||An almost 37 year old woman with spider monkey tendencies, severe ADD and a lovely range of anxiety disorders. My sole purpose here is to entertain you, although I also have a penchant for wandering into self-indulgent pity parties. Feel free to bitch slap me when this happens.|
|Interests||humor: the sicker the better, movies, current events, world religions, how the human mind works, emotional development; self and others|
|Favorite Movies||American Psycho, Fight Club, Old School, Fisher King, Borat|
|Favorite Music||Music of the 70's, 80s hair bands, Elvis Costello|
|Favorite Books||Pierre: A cautionary tale in five chapters, Where the wild things are|
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
plastics, its the future benjamin!