Saint Eamonn
| Industry | Agriculture |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Missionary |
| Location | Just far enough from London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I have a hammer toe and a crown tooth - fitted by an avaricious but able dentist. |
| Interests | Roast duck, farm cured bacon, pale green lettuce and sherry trifle. |
| Favorite movies | Tom & Jerry |
| Favorite music | Cherry, Cherry, Be. Which I wrote with my cousin when I was six, but someone heard us singing it and made a successful record. So W A Mozart wasn't the only smart kid on this block. |
| Favorite books | Hang on, I'm still on the comics, but I can do joined up writing - nobody can read it, but that doesn't stop me |