Tommy T

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Gender MALE
Industry Arts
Occupation Assitant Director
Location Underground Lair, California, United States
Introduction The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Btw this is a movie quote from Dr. Evil in Austin Powers International Man of Mystery. Did you really think those were my life details?...Duh!
Interests Make Love Not War, Make Art, Sci Fi, Film Making, Drumming & Music, Photography, Enjoy a Prosperous and Healthy Life, Appreciate Gorgeous & Beautiful Sexy Women, Hot Girls Wearing Skintight Skinny Jeans, Interact with Benevolent Extraterrestrials, Time Travel, Explore Space, Enhance My Psychic Abilities, Dance Trance, Change Humanity for a Better Species in the Cosmos, Drink Mate Cocido in the Morning, Train Shaolin Kung Fu and San Soo, Meditation, Collect and Build Light Sabers, Eat Dulce de Leche Like There is No Tomorrow, Become Highly Evolved, Make Good Conscious Sci Fi Films, Laugh in the Face of Danger, Help Others Transcend Fear, Cool Animation Films, Atlantis Links to my Ancestors, Agartha City at The Hollow Earth, Become Very Wealthy Financially and To Shine Brightly Like the Brightness of Heaven and Lead Many to Righteousness like the Stars Forever and Ever... Enough Interests for you?
Favorite Movies There are too many of them.
Favorite Music All music is good for your soul, except for Some Country Music and Rap (just my personal opinion thou)
Favorite Books There are too many of them as well...