ParrotChild

About me

Occupation -
Location London, United Kingdom
Introduction A collection of poems.
Interests Shitting, Breathing And Eating.
Favorite Movies Home Alone 9, Calamity Jane (the X-Rated cut) and any Will Smith film.
Favorite Music Eels, Divine Comedy, Nine Inch Nails, My Bloody Valentine, Wilco, Souls of Mischief, MF DOOM, Thunderlizards, Jumping Ass-Banditos, The High-Jump Super-Freak-Out Trumpet Massacre, Happy Skip Trip, Da Donald-Donald Duodenum Disaster, SuperTed, Tetherball Wolf-Whistle, The Attackment of Norris, The Beach Boys, Slowdive, Eluvium, Mc WHAT?HAMMER, MC WARHAMMER, Colonel Conundrum's Pirate Bounty Hunters, The Statics, Heeby-Jeeby You're So Dreamy, Egg Rust, Pineapple Pinenuts, and finally, Three Orange Whips And A Pair of Crocs.
Favorite Books American Psycho, The Naked Sun, The Farthest Shore, The Collected Works of H.P Lovecraft, Mothers For Dinner, Hip-Hop In The Year of Our Lord, Dino-sty (like Dynasty, but with reptiles!), Dangerous Visions, Harvey Primer: Executive Whiner, Bitches On My Ice-Cream Sundae, ThunderCrunked, How To Draw Nintendo, Brow Beaten Chit-Stains, Zonked On The Coconut Express, Heavens To Betsie, and finally, "Mama, Mama, Where The Shit Are Me Shoes?".

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

The KILL.