|Location||San Jose, California, United States|
|Introduction||I used to be a ninja. And then I was a teacher. And now I'm a hobo.|
|Interests||Sloth, bungee jumping, writing on bathroom walls, vagrancy, giving children detention, visiting Mr. Jolly at his ranch, violin, piano, guitar, eating ketchup sandwiches without bread after I cut them with a bladeness knife that lacks a handle.|
|Favorite Movies||Fargo, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Godzilla, Bride of Frankenstein, His Girl Friday, Arsenic and Old Lace, To Kill A Mockingbird, My Man Godfrey, The Thin Man, You Can't Take It With You, The Time of Your Life.|
|Favorite Music||Friday, Call Me Maybe, Little Boxes, and that song where you're beautiful because you don't know you're beautiful.|
|Favorite Books||Everything by Salinger, Hemingway, and Brautigan.|
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