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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Porn Star
Location New Hampshire, United States
Introduction Driving along a small light caught my eye. I turned around to see the word Detour, I wonder what that is for? A few minuets past and I revisit seeing the sigh. Aloud I say as if there we're someone there "Nah if they were gonna close a road they put up a big sign... AHHHHH screeeeeeeeech I stop about five feet in front of an imposing ROAD CLOSED sign, and I'm reminded why I like short girls...
Interests Velcro, Clear Things, Invisible People, Snap Buttons, Short Girls, Long Movie Titles, Things with curves, Anything Plaid, ABC Gum, Wine and Wine Accessories, Leather Swings, Herman, Sticky things, Pom-Poms
Favorite Movies Anything made between 1978 & today
Favorite Music Everything
Favorite Books I CAN'T READ :(

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

If you we're a pirate, what would your pirate name be??