Molly

About me

Gender Female
Industry Student
Location Los Alamitos, California, United States
Interests pretending to be intellectual, upholding a moderate disdain for my government, generally lamenting the loss of my dignity, cats.
Favorite Movies Monty Python & the Meaning of Life, Annie Hall, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Beauty, Little Miss Sunshine, Gigantic, Strangers With Candy, I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, Bowling for Columbine, Snakes on a Plane, Dr. Strangelove, Waking Life, This Is Spinal Tap, Jackass Number Two, Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Favorite Music The Beatles, Nickel Creek, They Might Be Giants, Regina Spektor, Boris smile, Randy Newman, Jonathan Coulton, Willy Porter, Jon Brion, Andrew Bird, Radiohead, Michael Leviton, Wilco, Elliott Smith, The Ramones, Death Cab For Cutie, The Decemberists, Dresden Dolls, Ella Fitzgerald, The Klezmonauts, CKY, Bach, Aquabats, Warren Zevon, Richard Cheese, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Stephen Sondheim, Queen, rap [selectively], Weird Al Yankovic, Yo-Yo Ma
Favorite Books The Areas of my Expertise, Mr. T by Mr. T, Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Pure Drivel, Brave New World, Good Omens, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, whichever Harry Potters I've read, Blink, To Kill A Mockingbird, East of Eden

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I wouldn't. There is no shame to be found in appreciating the word "poop" for its strangely inherent funniness, and pirates are not renowned for their maturity and sophistication by any means. In fact, if becoming a pirate means that I CAN'T laugh when saying "poop deck", I don't see why I would ever want to be a pirate.