|Location||California, United States|
|Introduction||I am not your regular soccer mom. If you are new here, it would be good to know that I'm f*%#@ing hilarious. I'm also pretty much a bad ass. I have a pimp cup and a pimp name to match. That's just the beginning...|
|Favorite Movies||Galipoli with a young, cute Mel Gibson, Spinal Tap|
|Favorite Music||I love the 80's!|
|Favorite Books||The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Running with Scissors, Under the Banner of Heaven, Into Thin Air, Santa Evita, Divided Minds, Comfort Me with Apples, Dry, Angela's Ashes|
Do I look fat in this?