Earl Fando

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Semi-professional Inceptor
Location I'll give you three guesses, Oh, here and there, United States
Introduction I'm much older in person than I am online. I am musically inclined, which means that I like to listen to music on steep hillsides. I have incredibly keen vision, which is utterly useless on a blog. I have shaken the hand of two U.S. Presidents, and would like to shake the necks of several more.
Interests soccer/football/futbol/fussball...and the odd bit of golf (very odd, if you know my game), blogging, and playing the guitar with my knuckles.
Favorite Movies Godzilla Gets His Chest Waxed, Star Wars VII (The Empire Cashes In), The Twilight Chainsaw Massacre, Inception II - (We Make You See This Film Again), Inception II - (We Make You See This Film Again), Conan the O'Brienbarian
Favorite Music The Collected Works of William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy (subtitled: Music to Chew Scenery by), River Monsters of Rock, Grunge Pirates of Omaha, The Mutual of Omaha theme music, Star Trek fight theme music, Oasis - Sounds of the Gallagher Bros Beating Each Other to a Pulp
Favorite Books See Spot Attack Dick and Jane, How I Got My Hair This Way - by Donald Trump, Don King, and Yahoo Serious; My Life with Crispin Glover - by Crispin Glover, The Collected Works of Max Speebek, "I Don't Care Who Moved Your Damn Cheese - You're Still an Idiot" by Linus Coconut, Did Somebody Step on a Duck: A Natural History of the Fart by Jim Dawson

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

Not really. If the papier mache is still damp, the wounds seal themselves.