Linuxdoc
My blogs
- UTCIAD Unified Telecoms, Cloud, Internet, Applications and Data
- Aquaphase :: A New Era In Rock!!
- UTCIAD - Up The Cherries In All Departments!
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Telecommunications |
| Occupation | Tier-1 Sysadmin/Sysop |
| Location | Bournemouth, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | A frustrated out-of-work sysadmin/netops/consultant who enjoys nothing more than breaking things, making things do what they're not supposed to, and trying to achieve the impossible with a pile of old tech and a screwdriver. Also likes watching football (without a TV). Used to support a little local league 2 club, but got fed up of being teased by armchair premier league fans so decided to support a Premier League team instead from 2015/16 until this very day where he still remains a glory-hunting sell-out and still supports a Premier League team. |
| Interests | Anything electrical Counterculture/Monitoring/Invasion of Privacy 420 |
| Favorite Movies | Terminator series Matrix films Gone In 60 Seconds Denzel Washington films |
| Favorite Music | ROCK! Also classical and full-on happy hardcore 90's rave. With some 80's cheese pop and synth pop. |
| Favorite Books | Douglas Adams HHGTTG series Red Dwarf books O'Reilly's - "Sendmail" aka The Bat Book Spencer Austin - "I Am The Gloryhunter" (only cos I get a half-page mention) Michael Azzerad - "Come As You Are - The Story Of Nirvana" Jane's Information Group - "Jane's All The World's Aircraft" John "Lofty" Wiseman - "The SAS Survival Handbook" Ancient Sumerians/Army Of Darkness - "Necronomicon Ex Mortis - The Book Of The Dead" (Foreword by Bruce Campbell and Ash from Housewares, Aisle 12. Available at all good S-Marts. Shop Smart, shop S-Mart, uh huh) |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
No, froze an orange instead and smashed it, then poured liquid nitrogen all over the floor and froze the soles of our shoes so they cracked