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Occupation HaShem loving, Zionist pain in your ass!
Location Galut
Introduction I went blind for 36 hours in the spring of 1973 while suffering from pneumonia. In my expert medical opinion I was suffering from an acute case of hysterical blindness caused by having to watch the Watergate hearings with my mom, who was also shvach with the pneumonia. As a result, I am now physiologically incapable of being bamboozled by politicians, reporters, commentators, partisans, artisans, charlatans, caravans, old sedans, chicks with tans, or guys named Stan. I am a satirist, rabid feminomacho equalitist, Israel and HaShem loving Jew, sarcastinator, historialogist, musicologist, pain in the ass, and thorn in your side. Animals are people. Two legs good, four legs awesome. אני מאמין באמונה שלמה
Interests Quantity Surveying, Spot spotting, pie, dogma, catma, magma, phlegm, toad hunting, cat wrasslin', gimilut chassadim, Eretz Yisrael, Yerushalayim, and seeing Israel's enemies drowned in a great toilet of swill, which they so richly deserve.
Favorite Movies O, Brother Where Art Thou?, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Village, Lady in the Water, Gandhi, The Life of Brian, The Last Temptation of Christ, Young Frankenstein (virtually all Mel Brooks, though you can keep "Dracula, Dead and Loving It), Love and Death, Broadway Danny Rose (and a lot more Woody Allen), Stardust Memories, Radio Days, The Odd Couple, The Apartment, On the Waterfront, In the Heat of the Night, Arsenic and Old Lace, Sabateur, Foreign Correspondant (any Hitchcock okay?), The Fisher King, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Hudsucker Proxy, Everything is Illuminated, Johnny Dangerously, don't make me list them all...
Favorite Music The Beatles, The Who, Stephen Stills, Neil Young, Dylan, Bob Marley, Talking Heads, The Clash, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, The Police, U2, Gogol Bordello, Beck, Grateful Dead, Beastie Boys, Coltrane, Diz & Bird, Dave Brubeck Quartet, Ravi Shankar, Jerry Garcia, Van Morrison, Housemartins, Nirvana, Axiom of Choice, Omar Farouk Tekbilek, Ali Akbar Khan, The Nields, Hendrix, The Doors, Big Brother and the Holding Company, Dire Straits, Jethro Tull, Pink Floyd, John Lee Hooker, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Rabih Abu Kalil, Peter Gabriel, Moody Blues, Sonny Boy Williamson, P Funk, Rachmaninov, Gropin' Chopin, Vladimir Horowitz, Yitzchak Perlman, George Gershwin, The Band, Ghazal, Paul Simon (and Artie), David Byrne...
Favorite Books The Catcher in the Rye, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Little Prince, Sometimes a Great Notion, The Lord of the Rings, Roverandom, Andrew Henry's Meadow, Seymour and the Magic Pebble, Owl Moon, Walter the Farting Dog, Biko, Cry the Beloved Country, Invisible Man, Catch-22, To Kill a Mockingbird, Skywriting by Word of Mouth, A Confederacy of Dunces, Michael Collins.

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