Missouri Mule

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Agriculture
Occupation Manure Mover
Location East Jaysus, Missouri
Introduction Retired Rodeo Queen---self sufficient, self-actualized, real live grow'd-up woman. Who, once realizing the painful folly of working one's ass off has for now and evermore opted for doing jack-shit.
Interests Keeping my balance. Learning for failure. All things equine. Finding truth.
Favorite Movies Pulp Fiction, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Jeremiah Johnson, Lonesome Dove, Paper Moon, Dances With Wolves, Norma Ray, Inherit the Wind, Going South, Goodnight & Good Luck, Shawshank Redemption, Seabiscuit, Erin Brockovich, The Mirror has Two Faces, Brave Heart, Sophie's Choice, Out of Africa, Million Dollar Baby, Of Mice and Men, The Pianist, Midnight Cowboy, Angels In America, Rocky, Cool Hand Luke, Little Miss Sunshine, Big Fish, Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, The Bridges of Madison County, Gran Torino, Blazing Saddles, We Were Soldiers, The Scent of a Woman, Rain Man, The Jerk, Gladiator, Blood Diamond, The Deer Hunter, Driving Miss Daisy, Overboard, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The Way We Were, The Prince of Tides, On Golden Pond, Radio, Mr. Holland's Opus, The Horse Whisperer, Moon Struck, Something's Gotta Give, Born On the Fourth of July, Rain Man, Napoleon Dynamite, African Queen, The Notebook, Edward Scissorhands, As Good As It Gets, Cinderella Man, Cast Away, Animal Crackers(1930), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Favorite Music Everything but rap.
Favorite Books The Star Rover, Black Beauty, The Big Book, The Way of Life, Look Homeward Angel, Standing in the Rainbow, Twelve Steps & Twelve Traditions, Malcolm X, The Colored Caravan, Lawrence of Arabia, One Hundred Years of Solitude, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Revolutionary Road, Leaves of Grass, Complete Poems, As I Lay Dying, Jane Eyre, Mother of Pearl, Children of A Lesser God, America-What Went Wrong, The The Catcher in the Rye, The Secret Life of Bees, Seabiscuit, Angela's Ashes, Orbiting the Giant Hairball, Thoroughbred Champions-Top 100 Racehorses of the 20th Century, The Tales of Guy de Maupassant, Wanda Sykes Yeah-I Said It, Kurt Vonnegut-Armageddon In Retrospect, The Kite Runner, Water For Elephants, Pounding Hooves, Bluegrass Champion, Riders of the Purple Sage, If Wishes Were Horses, Night Mare, The Horsemasters, A Horse Called Holiday, Crusader-1943, No Sum to Small, How the Horse Has Shaped Civilizations, The Ladies' Equestrian Guide-1857, The Iron Heel, The People of the Abyss, Revolution and Other Essays, Mihael Brother of Jerry, The Handmaid's Tale, Can't Wait to Get to Heaven, The Table Where Rich People Sit, The Bell Jar, The Color Purple, A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Lost Art of Making Pie, The Great Gatsby, A Farewell to Arms, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Clan of the Cave Bear, The Valley of Horses, The Mammoth Hunters, The Plains of Passage, The Shelters of Stone, Foxfire Series, Memoirs of a Tail Gunner, The Pillars of the Earth, Love in the Time of Cholera, Catcher In the Rye, Welcome To The World Baby Girl, The Sun Also Rises, The Old Man And The Sea, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Unbroke Horses

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