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About me

Industry Human Resources
Occupation Pimp job at a beautiful State Park
Location Orangevale, California, United States
Introduction I am the person that shit always, always, always happens to. Whether it's falling down stairs, falling UNDER trucks or thinking I'm possessed, I always end up as family entertainment. Luckily these stories have moved from my short term memory where they surely would have been lost for good, and I have lived to share my tales with others. See, it's ok to laugh at yourself!
Interests Reading, watching Lost, TV, internet. I also love to go white water rafting and am trying to like hiking. Oh yeah, I am totally into Guitar Hero! Loves it!!
Favorite Movies Love Actually, Napoleon Dynamite, Hot Fuzz, and others whose names I forget at the moment.
Favorite Music I love, love, love Classic Rock like Zeppelin. Two of my three kids are named after Jimmy Page. My daughter has introduced me to some pretty good alternative too. I'm liking The Killers, Death Cab For Cutie and The White Stripes at the moment.
Favorite Books Harry Potter, The Twilight Saga, anything by David Sedaris, The Shopaholic Series, some Patricia Cornwell

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made out of Thrifty's Chocolate Malted Crunch ice cream and commemorating my being elected Mayor of Awesometown.