|Occupation||Maker of Things.|
|Introduction||I make toys for kids who don't want to grow up. I'm on the lookout for new projects. If you're interested in commissioning me to build something ridiculous, shoot me an email.|
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
If my people respect my wishes, they will erect an image of me fashioned out of pennies. It will commemorate the moment my first album goes zinc.