Scottius Maximus

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Gender Male
Location Midwest, United States
Introduction Reasonably intelligent ape* Politically Conservative* Confessional Lutheran* Fan of: *St. Louis Cardinals* Chicago Bears* New York Knicks* SIU Salukis* Kentucky Wildcats* Calvin and Hobbes* MST3K* SCTV*
Interests Following the St. Louis Cardinals, professional and college sports, gardening, talk radio
Favorite Movies "Planet of the Apes" (of course), "King Kong", "Braveheart", "True Lies", "The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly"
Favorite Music Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, John Mellencamp
Favorite Books The Bible, The Book of Concord, A Summary of Christian Doctrine, The Holiness of God

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Bananas (for more than one reason)