On Blogger since August 2006
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|Location||Auckland, Way Out West|
|Introduction||I'm actually pretty ugly and my penis is smaller than the Caucasian average. At 31 years of age I still can't grow a proper beard. I used to blog but I've pretty much given up now. You can find me on Twitter these days where I take pleasure in staring misanthropy in the face and waiting to see who blinks first.|
|Interests||saving humankind from itself through the application of science|
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
Only a pretentious wanker would even attempt to answer cock like that.