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About me

Industry Science
Occupation hero
Location Auckland, Way Out West
Introduction I'm actually pretty ugly and my penis is smaller than the Caucasian average. At 31 years of age I still can't grow a proper beard. I used to blog but I've pretty much given up now. You can find me on Twitter these days where I take pleasure in staring misanthropy in the face and waiting to see who blinks first.
Interests saving humankind from itself through the application of science

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Only a pretentious wanker would even attempt to answer cock like that.