The Quiller

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Accounting
Occupation Accountant/Scourge of the Writing Underworld
Location Thornton-Cleveleys, Lancashire, United Kingdom
Introduction The man behind the cloak of nonsense that is the Quiller, Pemberton Inkwell works for as your run of the mill management accoutant by day doing...counting, mostly. He is a weak timid creature (though with a larger than average penis) who frequently takes no for an answer and then weeps in the corner, pawing his homemade cheese sandwiches.
Interests Telling the world exactly HOW IT IS. Also, writing, films, sport, ranting, farting and general mooching.
Favorite Movies Back to the Future, The Usual Suspects, Shawshank Redemption, The Potter Series, anything with a decent plot I can analyse and steal stuff from.
Favorite Music MUSIC IS FOR LIARS AND TRAMPS.
Favorite Books Dahl, Rowling, Tolkein and classical Western Canon stuff. And any work that I produce myself because I have an immense unquelled ego.

If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?

The Final Word. I cower in the corner until my opponent looks away in disgust. Then, I hammer him in the back of the head with a brick, put my foot on his chest and declare 'And that's my Final Word on this matter', before air-smoking an imaginary cigar. Nice.