The Crusty Comedian

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Gender Female
Location Tennessee, United States
Introduction Hello, my name is Diane. I love laughter, unity, and in general just being a clown. Unfortunately life isn't always so rosey and happy-go-lucky. Honestly, there have been times that I've wondered if I were going completely insane. But, instead of compromising my cucumber composure and allowing other people and life's situations to drive me crazy I drove myself to the boarder where reality meets imaginary and took a vacation. I go on vacation often and enjoy my time away; instead of being selfish I decided to share the pleasure and opened The Crusty Café. I'd like to encourage anyone and everyone that need a break from drama to come with me where the boarders of reality and imaginary meet and take the opportunity to visit me, The Crusty Comedian, and my many "business" partners. Hopefully while you're here you'll find something that will entertain and cater to your specific need for stress relief and laughter. So, here's to seeing you at the Crusty Café! And remember...to clean the dust out of your eyes, the bed crumbs from everywhere else and keep life crusty. Alright?!

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