Dearjon Letter

My blogs

About me

Gender MALE
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Fooling around
Location South Africa
Introduction I was born in South Africa just before the Boer War whenever that was? Started life with a golden spoon in my mouth which made eating rather difficult as a result I was under nourished as a child. Went to a posh school where I only got moved up a class when my old man donated another sight screen for the cricket pitch. Career prospects were dismal and I was once turned down for a job in the London sewers. "Too highly qualified;"that’s what they said. I became a journalist when the Police Force wouldn’t have me. Like most journos I know nothing about everything but I still write about it. I decided to have my own blog so I wouldn't have to drink with the editor for hours on end to get my stuff published when according to my independent assessment it’s always of great news value. My religious beliefs are: You only die once so remember, "You can’t be serious and Have Fun." NEWS FLASH: I've just been appointed the Poor Man's Press Ombudsman by Presidential Decree (Not to be confused with the PRESS COUNCIL OF SOUTH AFRICA'S, SA Press Ombudsman)
Interests Having Fun
Favorite Movies Jaws, Hop along Chastity, The Pharaoh's Mummy, Grime Stories, Wall Street walker, Green Wars & The man digging nextdoor.
Favorite Books Where have all the children gone? & The Fall of a God, if only somebody would publish them.