Candi Lucille

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Gender Female
Location Charlotte, NC
Introduction A sarcastic, 30ish Southern girl (now living in North Carolina, which I do NOT consider "The South"), with a mouth like sailor, who doesn't always follow proper sentence structure, and who has a love affair with the comma and the word SO. I used to mainly drink mimosas. I've broadened my horizons. These days you'll catch me with an extra dirty Grey Goose martini, extra olives. Drinking straight salt has never tasted better.

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

Sour belts fashioned into a shirtdress. Dots glued together to make a fabulous pair of sandals. A candy necklace, a Twizzler bracelet, and a Lifesavers ring.