Test Valley River Keeper

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Environment
Occupation Hmmm? Bit of bumbling about on the riverbank, and written rubbish for The Shooting Times
Location A little bit country, Generally understated,prone to brief periods of rash behaviour, United Kingdom
Introduction Knees ache when I run, although still proficient with stairs. Little bit out of touch, and struggle to converse with teenagers, dog still finds me reasonable company, but it won't last. Hair grows where it shouldn't and is missing where it should. Still believe that I am good enough to play for Liverpool. Middle aged master of the misplaced comma
Interests Re- enacting famous historical battles through the medium of line-dance
Favorite Movies Submarines must feature somewhere
Favorite Music Serious stuff music, and my main bone of contention wiv da yoof of today. Jim Reeves, Jonny Cash, The Jesus and Mary Chain, lots of music with a J in it except J Lo and Jamiroqui. Elvis is good, as are The Queens of the Stone Age. As Margaret Thatcher said on Saturday Superstore "as long as its got a good beat I'm happy" Nick Cave
Favorite Books Asterix books, anything by George Mcdonald Fraser, Louise Rennison and Jeremy Clarkson when he's not writing about cars. A map book in the hands of my wife when we are going on holiday or to a football match. Most stuff by Sue Townsend, Louis de B, Plum Wodehouse, Beachcomber

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