Roger the Rager
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Driver |
| Location | Your Face, My Wheels, United States |
| Introduction | Hi. I’m Roger. I drive for a living, and it goes without saying that I am the best, the greatest driver that ever lived. My services cover every imaginable need, from being a super quick courier for an organ on its way to a transplant, or a steel nerved getaway driver. If it has wheels and it needs to go fast - Roger’s your man. The road is my one and only, my Mistress, my lover. Which is why I get so damn mad when she is sullied by fools who should never be allowed to so much as kiss her pristine tarmac. This blog will be my last stand, my final revenge against those who seek to defile her. Don’t let my well spoken exterior fool you. I will break your face with my wheels. |
| Interests | Driving, Breaking Faces |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Everything sounds like the breaking of faces to me.