Helen E

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Industry Maritime
Occupation Lawyer
Location Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction "Learning to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long relationship." -Oscar Wilde quote in the window of a sex shop on my block
Interests Travel, writing, filing my nails
Favorite Movies Back to the Future I
Favorite Music anything pretentious
Favorite Books Every person should read "One Hundred Years of Solitude" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

It's too late, Daniel Day Lewis already drank my milkshake.