Mama Monster

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Education
Occupation Professor
Location Metro DC, United States
Introduction I am a (now single) mother of 2 small monsters, I live right outside of Washington, DC and commute to Baltimore in pursuit of a PhD in Public Health at Johns Hopkins. In my spare time, I still work as an Associate Professor of ESL at a local community college.
Interests Parenting, photography, making things, gardening, reading, linguistics, science, education.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I would laugh every time, but my laughter, "Ahrg, argh, argh..." would sound exactly the same as my threatening grunt, thereby preserving my tough pirate reputation.