|Location||Brantford, Ontario, Canada|
|Introduction||Just a guy, not even a guy with anything particularly important to say. The difference is that i know I don't have anything important to say, whereas most people with blogs seem to think they do. Despite the fact that there's nothing important here, you might still find something interesting or funny.|
|Interests||I'm not really interested in anything. But i'm interesting.|
|Favorite Movies||The Usual Suspects, Grosse Point Blank, American Beauty, Magnolia, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, Dark City, Arise!, The Big Hit|
|Favorite Music||Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, Groove Armada, Daft Punk, Fatboy Slim, The Crystal Method, The Chemical Brothers, The Prodigy|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt, Thank you for the lovely maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. WTF? (OMG LOL ROFFLES) ps. IRC BBQ WYSIWYG?