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About me

Industry Publishing
Occupation Writer
Location Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Introduction everything here copyright me MMIV/MMV/MMVI/MMVII/MMVIII/MMIX/MMX I'm a Writer and ex-Editrix in Melbourne. I used to work in the very outskirts of the sex industry. O, the laffs. Now I work at a uni, where I may or may not enjoy being sexually aggressive to 18-year-old nerdboys. I'm a happily aging goth child-man in my late 20s and obsessed with music. I like to think I'm intelligent, but go on, prove me wrong; it's fun. I'm queer and in a long term relationship with my perfect guy. (Dig our Podcast). I'm a washed-up interweb d-grade celebrity who in my heyday won Best Personal Blog in the Australian Blog awards; that was when I was also writing for the now-defunct snark Juggernaut Spin Starts Here. That'll do, pig.
Interests Pop culture, kink, writing, literature, film, music.
Favorite Movies Wide taste from arthouse to teen dickjoke comedies. All time favourite movie is Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
Favorite Music Favourite genres are punk, indie, rock, goth.
Favorite Books Anything by DAVID SEDARIS! Ben Elton (unsubtle as fuck but entertaining), Mil Millington, and Christopher Brookmyre. Lolita (Nabokov), Perfume (Suskind), Mme Bovary (Flaubert), Pure Drivel (Steve Martin). I have a thing for contemporary British male authors, as you can probably tell.

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

Yes. And the stars and the clouds. O the wonder of nature. In every child's eyes, in every newborn's heart. Are we done?