Sid the Dog

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About me

Industry Maritime
Occupation Deep Sea Spelunking
Location Denver, CO
Introduction I'm an Australian Cattle Dog, also known as a red heeler. I'm a mix, but until the lengthy court battle with the adoption agency concerning the release of my birth parents' information is resolved I can't be exactly sure what my heritage is.
Interests New media, surfing, hairstyling, sniffing, butt-dragging, Althusserian criticism, Corbin Bernsen fan fiction, squirrels, pigeons, woodchucks, carcasses, postmodern negotiation, sunbathing, hunting rodents, parasocial relations, batik, hiking, Thai cooking, watching Alias, public relations.
Favorite Movies Down and Out in Beverly Hills, A Cry in the Dark, the Howling, Scarface, Mad Max, The Road Warrior (looking for Gibson-free edits of the preceding films if anyone knows where to get some)
Favorite Music Whatever the Great Oppressors are listening to. Somebody please send me an iPod so I can develop my own interests!
Favorite Books Last Exit to Brooklyn, Animals in Translation, Awaken the Giant Within, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, Do What You Love and the Money Will Follow, Confederacy of Dunces, A Passion for Knitting, War and Peace, anything by the Monks of New Skete

Try making up the rules to a game where you tie knots in a yo-yo string just to see if you can get them out:

Yeah, that's a really funny question for someone who doesn't have opposable thumbs. Jerkoff.