The Urban Kazoo Master

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Gender FEMALE
Location San Francisco, California, United States
Favorite Movies Kill Bill, Breakfast Club, anything with Molly, Fall, Garden State, Eve's Bayou, Incredibly True Adventures, Saving Silverman....so many. God, Shrek and Shrek 2...lots.
Favorite Music Jude, Ani Difranco, Fiona Apple, Arto Lindsay, Michael Franks, Me'Shell Ndegeocello...many more.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I'd poop...and then deck the first person to say anything about it...with wit like that, can you believe I don't have my own show?