Eric Peter Schwartz
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Your Mom |
| Location | Aurora, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | Writer of things. Moving picture things. Live theater things. Short things that rhyme sometimes. Things that appear on computers. Drunken survey taker. |
| Interests | Your Mom |
| Favorite Movies | That one with your Mom. |
| Favorite Music | Stuff your Mom sings |
| Favorite Books | The Joy of Slacks, The DaVinci Camode, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Gallstonectomy, Let Us Now Praise Famous Mench, Gyne with the Wind, The Sun Also Rinses |
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