The Great Melonoma
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Sonoran Desert, North America |
| Introduction | Born way out on the westside of town near the Phoenix metro area, the Melon has spent most of his life in the Sonoran Desert. The Melon has also been known to travel to such fine destinations as Houston, Seattle, Brielle New Jersey and various places inbetween. The Melon loves all that is beer and also enjoys fathering children, collecting records, and making out with Mrs. Melon. |
| Favorite books | Animal Farm |