|Location||if you blink you'll miss it, Arkansas, United States|
|Introduction||I don't know what to say "about me". I don't really know anything "about me". Read my blog. It knows more than I do.|
|Interests||Let's just say I'm complicated and leave it at that.|
|Favorite Movies||Ain't nothin' like a good sci-fizombievampireaction flick! Cheesy horror movies are the best!|
|Favorite Music||Everything except gangsta rap and new country.|
|Favorite Books||The More Than Complete Hitchhiker's Guide, ...too many to list|
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
I'm naked underneath my clothes.