About me

Gender	Female
Introduction	I can be a little silly sometimes, and a lot silly the rest of the time. You can take me to heart, take me for granted, or take me with your bedtime dose of meds, but it's usually best not to take me too seriously, at least 9 times out of 10 (with a 10% margin for error). I like to dance around the subject, run around the town, and skip, skip, skip to my loo. Not all at once, though, because that would look even weirder than wearing a pineapple-shaped fish as a hat. And yes, I know this isn't a very good description of me, but it's 4am and my grey matter is much greyer than usual. Feel free to leave comments on my blog, but try to keep it nice, or I will be forced to throw chunks of old, stale fruit cake at you until you scream for mercy (or at least for some custard). Remember, there's only room for one idiot in this blog, and I'm pretty sure that position's already taken. Also, please note that clicking on pictures in the blog will 'embiggen' them - or to put it in terms even noobs will understand: click pictures to make boobs and shiny things look bigger, ooooohhhh! I hope you enjoy, but remember - there are no refunds on the price of admission if you don't like the ride!

Gender

Female

Introduction

I can be a little silly sometimes, and a lot silly the rest of the time. You can take me to heart, take me for granted, or take me with your bedtime dose of meds, but it's usually best not to take me too seriously, at least 9 times out of 10 (with a 10% margin for error). I like to dance around the subject, run around the town, and skip, skip, skip to my loo. Not all at once, though, because that would look even weirder than wearing a pineapple-shaped fish as a hat. And yes, I know this isn't a very good description of me, but it's 4am and my grey matter is much greyer than usual. Feel free to leave comments on my blog, but try to keep it nice, or I will be forced to throw chunks of old, stale fruit cake at you until you scream for mercy (or at least for some custard). Remember, there's only room for one idiot in this blog, and I'm pretty sure that position's already taken. Also, please note that clicking on pictures in the blog will 'embiggen' them - or to put it in terms even noobs will understand: click pictures to make boobs and shiny things look bigger, ooooohhhh! I hope you enjoy, but remember - there are no refunds on the price of admission if you don't like the ride!