Monkey Mae

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Industry Fashion
Occupation Consultant
Location Monkey Town
Introduction I am a Bald Monkey Baby who thinks that yes, that diaper does make you look fat. I employ a Starbucks chugging, lip-gloss-obsessed, recovering television meteorologist. She is my ghost writer and go-to-gal. I call her Mommy Chick.
Interests Drinking boobie milk, Regurgitating boobie milk, soiling pants, swinging, staying up all night, watching Justin Timberlake on Youtube
Favorite Movies Baby Einstein
Favorite Music I prefer pop, but my swing plays elevator music. It is so depressing. Thank god for Pandora.
Favorite Books I can't read. I'm a baby.

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

I do not yet have control of thumbs, so it is a moot point.