Amanda

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Gender Female
Industry Publishing
Occupation editorial assistant
Location Chicago, Illinois, United States
Introduction Funny sometimes, very serious on occasion, hysterical once in awhile
Interests Booze, Cigarettes, Movies, Books, Music, Gossip, etc.

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Are these 2 sentences related beyond a vague carnival/theme park idea? Put a fucking razor in the apple. Duh.