About me

Industry Education
Occupation Teacher/Tutor/Sub/Whatever!
Location San Jose, California, United States
Introduction Presently looking for work as an English teacher/tutor/sub/whatever. 5 foot nothing. Roundish. Dorky.
Interests Reading, Writing, Teaching, Drawing, Education, Etymology, Esoteric Crap, Art, Poetry, Stories, Comics, Cartoons, Horror, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Crafting, Music, Goth Stuff, Victorian Stuff, Steampunk, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, MST3K, Monty Python, Red Dwarf, The IT Crowd, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, True Blood, Dexter, Dead Like Me, The Venture Bros.
Favorite Movies Susperia, Mirrormask, The Thing, City of Lost Children, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeney Todd, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Maltese Falcon, Carrie, Donnie Darko, Evil Dead II, Hellraiser, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Pan's Labyrinth, Shaun of the Dead, Fido, Young Frankenstein, Pulp Fiction, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Dark Knight, Tombstone, Drag Me to Hell, Inception, Star Wars Trilogy (New Hope through Jedi), Princess Mononoke, Delicatessen, Phenomena, The Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Little Shop of Horrors (Superior to Rocky!)
Favorite Music Rammstein, OOMPH!, The Toy Dolls, VNV Nation, TOOL, Radiohead, System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, Daft Punk, The Damned, David Bowie, Ella Fitzgerald, Edith Piaf, Maria Callas, Pivot, Green Day, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Mozart, Zeromancer, Jonathan Coulton
Favorite Books House of Leaves, Jane Eyre, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Martian Chronicles, The Illustrated Man, October Country, A Graveyard for Lunatics, The Last Unicorn, Dealing With Dragons, The Bell Jar, Slaughterhouse Five, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Call of Cthulhu and other stories by H.P. Lovecraft, Sandman and other stories by E.T.A Hoffmann, 100 Years of Solitude, The Bloody Chamber by Angela Carter, Harry Potter series, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Discworld series (especially Mort!), THERE'S TOO MANY MORE & I HAVEN'T EVEN COVERED COMICS!!!

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