S. M. Frances

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Museums or Libraries
Occupation Librarian
Location Chicago, Illinois (duh!), United States
Favorite Movies All About Eve, Raising Arizona, Bringing out the Dead, LOTR, Singing in the Rain, The Tall Guy, Strange Days, Martin Scorcese, Terry Gilliam
Favorite Music Ani Difranco, Beethoven, The Ataris, The Pogues, Cyndi Lauper, The Ramones, Green Day
Favorite Books Shakespeare, Janet Evanovich, Beowulf, Charles Dickens, Steven Saylor, Hunter S. Thompson, Margaret Atwood, August Wilson

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

Not hard. Sailing is a very serious business. Also, two words: P.J. O'Rourke.