Socrates the Mule
|Industry||Sports or Recreation|
|Location||Grasmere, Idaho, United States|
|Introduction||I'm a miniature mule by design, a performer by occupation, a philosopher by nature, and a matchmaker by necessity.|
|Interests||Cogitating, matchmaking, making small two-legged creatures laugh.|
|Favorite Movies||I prefer documentaries.|
|Favorite Music||Down Home Ever Lovin' Mule Blues Theme Song by Justin Saragueta|
|Favorite Books||Down Home Ever Lovin' Mule Blues|
Why don't you ever wear a scarf? It doesn't need to be cold outside for your neck to feel naked.
Why cover my beautiful mane? Besides, a scarf would muss the hair on my ears.