Leslie The Pirate

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Occupation Pirate
Location Any Port
Introduction Saucy wench and generally well-respected pirate. I am on-line dating in an attempt to find datable guys who are not assholes, crazy, or terrified of me and my vast collection of weapons. Ideal date candidates should be scurvy-free, have all their teeth, and have some body art, whether it be ink or scars or both.
Interests My purpose here is to enlighten folks who on-line date or who are considering on-line dating as an option. Plus it's a chance for me to poke fun at douchebags and otherwise unsavory types. 'Cause making fun of people is mean, and pirates are bitches like that.

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

Straight with no chaser. I'm not a Nancy Boy.