|Occupation||writer/reporter/columnist/rock star/B.S. artiste|
|Location||Akron, Ohio, Zimbabwe|
|Favorite Movies||as long as the lights are out...|
|Favorite Music||as long as the band doesn't suck...|
|Favorite Books||as long as I didn't write them...|
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
His name was really Steve. And he really was a Prince. And the wig really was the frog. And he was only paid when he'd insist.