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Industry Government
Occupation Director
Location United States
Introduction The fourth, and hopefully final, draft of "The (Absolutely, Positively) True Adventures of Claire Elizabeth Rogers" is soon to be started! (So if anyone has friends in the publishing world who are not afraid of the ultra religious crazies out there, hook a sister up!) So, while I'm waiting to be discovered, read about some completely unbelievable adventures from the quirky employees of the Pearly Gates Corporation and God's favorite prophet, Claire. And comment. And laugh. And share. And hop on one foot while you're doing all of that. Good minion... [The work on this site is original and is not to be used without the author's permission.]
Interests Microbrew beer...journeying to the center of the Earth in search of extinct dinosaurs...playing the harp at really important black tie events...petitioning for world peace with exploding pens...general mayhem.
Favorite Movies Clue, Ocean's 11, The Italian Job, Ghostbusters, The Princess Bride, Elf, Murder by Death, Charade
Favorite Music As long as it isn't death metal or country, count me in.
Favorite Books The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Flying Dutch, Practical Magic, I Love You Beth Cooper, and many, many more.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I've got a goat and a slinky. Why would I *want* to escape? Just giving the goat the slinky is hours of watchable entertainment.