About me

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

By carefully spearing them on the tip of my (killer) sword and catching the dying flames from the dragon's nostrils. The dragon's blood has obviously been cleaned from the sword. My personal preference would be to use Dettol Healthy Family spray with 3-ply Kleenex Ultra Balm tissues (even though they're actually not that absorbent, they don't double up that well as loo roll, for example).