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You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When he starts asking how the weather is down here on Earth I'll know we've run out of things to say. I'll wrap it up with something like "Ooookay, well I better let you get back to (fill in some alien cuisine) before it gets cold (or warm if it's normally served cold).