Todd

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Gender MALE
Industry Engineering
Occupation Engineer
Location Pittsfield, Massachusetts, United States
Introduction I'm a nerd. I do nerdy things. I tell nerdy jokes and laugh at nerdy happenings. I do math in my head when I'm bored. I can't navigate a car. Ladies, if you're still reading, I'm also a tanning salon model, great cook, cat lover and I make tons of money.
Interests Poking fun at others, poking fun at self, e-poking fun at others/self, eating meals, eating desserts, nipple-chafing runs in the rain, singing like nobody's listening, driving like nobody's behind me...
Favorite Movies Pulp Fiction, 8-Mile, Shaun of the Dead, and more
Favorite Music Dave Matthews Band (it's the soundtrack to my truck because I can't change the CD), East Coast Hip Hop, West Coast Hip Hop, Dirty South Hip Hop (primarily Outkast), Midwest Hip Hop (think Eminem, D12, etc), Jazz, Funk, Reggae, classical, classic rock, and so on
Favorite Books Dan Brown books, funny books, picture books, math books (not really on the math books)

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he starts asking how the weather is down here on Earth I'll know we've run out of things to say. I'll wrap it up with something like "Ooookay, well I better let you get back to (fill in some alien cuisine) before it gets cold (or warm if it's normally served cold).