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Gender MALE
Industry Consulting
Location Chicago/Uptown, Midwest/Illinois, United States
Favorite Movies 101 Dalmations
Favorite Music Snoop Dog
Favorite Books Walter the Farting Dog: The Collection.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Strangle goat with slinky. Disembowel. Toss goat's body out of well, hooking horns over the side. Climb entrails to safety.