|Location||Fayetteville, Arkansas, United States|
|Introduction||I like music. Playing it, listening to it, sharing ice cream with it, going through a long and painful divorce with it.|
|Interests||If I'm interested, you'll know. If not, you won't.|
|Favorite Movies||Separate, each, movie, with, a, comma.|
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