Homemaker Man

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Gender MALE
Occupation Homemaker
Location Everett,, Massachusetts, United States
Introduction I am an ex-dishwasher-short order cook-baker-college student-deli man-grant writer-sketch and stand up comic(shrug)-mailman-scenester (blech) and partier. Among other things. I am currently a devoted and tired family man and occasional Zamboni driver.
Interests Family, comedy, blogging, literature, parenting, sleeping, cooking, music, political movies, courtroom dramas, arguing, organic and locally grown produce
Favorite Movies West Side Story, Twelve Angry Men, The Great Escape, Kramer Vs.Kramer, Nightmare on Elm St., Blade Runner, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Good Fellas, Duck Soup, Horse Feathers, Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Better Off Dead, Star Wars, Raiders of The Lost Ark, Little Miss Sunshine, Guys and Dolls, M.A.S.H., Blazing Saddles, the Road to Wellville, To Kill A Mocking Bird, North by Northwest, The Manchurian Candidate (original), Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Caddyshack, Ghost Busters, Stripes, The Philadelphia Story, Inherit The Wind, Spellbound, Dial M for Murder, Broadcast News, Bad News Bears (original), Glengarry Glen Ross, Fargo, Slingblade, High Fidelity, Jaws, the Shining, Jaws, Dr. Strangelove
Favorite Music the Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Miles Davis, Hole (Live Through This) Stevie Wonder, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Billie Holiday, Dizzy Gillespie, Buddy Rich, Thelonious Monk, Leonard Bernstein, Bob Dylan, Dr. Dre, Snoop Doggy Dog, Smashing Pumpkins, Fiona Apple, Gershwins, Cole Porter, The Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra, Santana
Favorite Books Catcher in The Rye, Hobbit, Lord of The Rings, the His Dark Materials series, Frankenstein, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Portnoy's Complaint, Ender's Game, Junky, Don Juan, Lolita, Catch-22, The Great Gatsby, Deliverance, Animal Farm, Gulliver's Travels, White Oleander, Malcom X, Burr, Myra Breckinridge

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Fuck you, that's not a question.